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05-03-2021, 03:17 PM
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Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.' Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered 'THE TEETH'.
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05-03-2021, 05:19 PM
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05-03-2021, 07:01 PM
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05-03-2021, 07:54 PM
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05-03-2021, 09:07 PM
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05-04-2021, 03:09 AM
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Seems like a friendly place. Road trip!!
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05-04-2021, 08:55 AM
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05-04-2021, 07:04 AM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital This has not been a good morning. After spending the last 2 weeks quarantined inside the house, Limited contact with anyone since mid March. Enough is Enough so I decided to go Motorcycle riding, something I haven't done in a long time. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the motorcycle and started out slowly, or so I tried, but then it got crazy and went a little faster; and faster, before I knew it, we were going as fast as the that bike could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the crash bar. I was being dragging and bounced all over the place. The motorcycle just would not stop!
Thankfully the manager at Dollar General came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters, so I wouldn't try to ride the damn Fire Truck or Clown Car... A few scrapes and bruises but nothing was broken. I will wear leather and a helmet next time. Well, the helmet was suggested by the doctor.. and I only have to stay in here for the mandatory 72 hours required by the mental health people.. How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days.
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05-04-2021, 08:53 AM
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05-04-2021, 01:02 PM
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Not sure if this is a joke or philosophy ...
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05-04-2021, 01:27 PM
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05-04-2021, 02:56 PM
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Pickle fork
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I was just a young pup, and I was working with one of the mechanics/technicians on the front end of one of these trucks. While we were working, he sent me over to the tool crib to grab a "pickle fork" for him. While I was walking across the garage, I was thinking to myself "...geez. Here I am working for the largest, most advanced, most profitable automaker in the world. I can't walk over to the tool crib and ask the guy for a "pickle fork"....he's gonna think I'm some kind of small town hick or something". I sauntered up to the window and, leaning causually on the window sill, trying to be as cool as possible, I said: "hey, can I have a 'ball joint separator'". Acting like he didn't hear me, without turning around the crib attendant said "...a what?" "A ball joint separator" I repeated, my chest puffed out with pride. Looking confused, he said "You mean a 'pickle fork'?" I put my head down, ego deflated. "yeah, a pickle fork" I said, sheepishly. 
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05-05-2021, 11:56 PM
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05-05-2021, 10:32 PM
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 The Fork handle goes up. And the stem of the Pickle ( HAS To be in the Upward Position.) (No Deviation) .
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05-05-2021, 03:06 PM
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05-06-2021, 12:18 AM
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Me too.
In my high school shop class, if we ever had a stupid question about a tool (and yes stupid questions do exist), the shop teacher would just say “two percent”. We all knew that meant you just need to be two percent smarter than the tool you are using.
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05-06-2021, 08:14 PM
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Coffee. I went to LAX on a trip out of town, went into starsux for a coffee. Yeesh. >u< I dumped it into a drinking fountain to clear the drain and went over to Cinnabon for a real coffee. Not a joke, though.
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And this was out in their home grounds of Washingdone state.
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