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**FleetsidePaul** · 07-15-2021, 05:21 AM

A few weeks ago I was chopping some veggies up and managed to slice my finger up pretty good. It didn't really hurt, I was using a very sharp knife and I was in a hurry. No big deal.

A couple of days ago I was opening a package. I pulled out my handy dandy pocket knife. It slipped and I stabbed myself right in my index finger. OUCH!!!

The stab wound hurt a lot more than the cut. And the cut was worse. My finger is still sore and it's just a little puncture. Maybe it's because it's on the end of my finger. It smarts to reach in my pocket. It makes me wonder if stab wounds are worse than a good clean slice? I would think so. Because the cut I had was almost surgical.

When I built my loft I missed a nail and hit my thumb with my hammer full force and I was seeing stars. So it might just be the location.

I'm lucky to still have 9 fingers....Just kidding. I still have all 11 (cousins shouldn't marry)

Redneck Rydes · 07-15-2021, 05:42 AM

Been stabbed once and shot once,the stab hurt more,ouch

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-15-2021, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Redneck Rydes

Been stabbed once and shot once,the stab hurt more,ouch

Ouch is right.

Jealous husband or crazy girlfriend?

**Grumpy old man** · 07-15-2021, 08:14 AM

You know they take away your car keys about the same time they stop you from using sharp items ...

Redneck Rydes · 07-15-2021, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

Ouch is right.

Jealous husband or crazy girlfriend?

Crazy EX girlfriend,almost became a wife,but when I saw her with sharp object it was time to run,obviously I didn't run fast enough,lol gunshot by my friend,said it was a accident,but I don't know? Started shooting at each other with .177 pellet guns and somewhere along the line a.22 came into play,kids eh!

LT7A · 07-15-2021, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Redneck Rydes

Crazy EX girlfriend,almost became a wife,but when I saw her with sharp object it was time to run,obviously I didn't run fast enough,lol gunshot by my friend,said it was a accident,but I don't know? Started shooting at each other with .177 pellet guns and somewhere along the line a.22 came into play,kids eh!

I know that the saying "with friends like that who needs enemies" is pretty well worn at this point, but dude!

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-15-2021, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Redneck Rydes

Crazy EX girlfriend,almost became a wife,but when I saw her with sharp object it was time to run,obviously I didn't run fast enough,lol gunshot by my friend,said it was a accident,but I don't know? Started shooting at each other with .177 pellet guns and somewhere along the line a.22 came into play,kids eh!

Crazy women are the most fun. My ex wife tried to hit me in the head with a sledge hammer among with some other things.

There was this weird kid on my block when I was a kid. He shot himself in the ass.

Don't ask me how he did it.

Let me see if this works. I'm not used to putting up videos. My apologies if it doesn't work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ

**lousyflyer** · 07-16-2021, 01:34 PM

Once a co-worker and I were comparing scars and he showed me a one inch long scar just above his lowest rib. He and his wife were arguing and he handed her a kitchen knife and said "Well, why dont you just kill me?" so right then and there she stabbed him.

After ten years they were still together.

57taskforce · 07-16-2021, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

Crazy women are the most fun. My ex wife tried to hit me in the head with a sledge hammer among with some other things.

There was this weird kid on my block when I was a kid. He shot himself in the ass.

Don't ask me how he did it.

Let me see if this works. I'm not used to putting up videos. My apologies if it doesn't work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ

Lol why am I not surprised you find the crazy ones the most fun

jk. I’ve never had the privilege of being with a real crazy one, I’m sure they bring with them a bunch of good stories!

Did you lock your sledge up in the gun safe after that?

07-15-2021, 05:21 AM	#1
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,411	Stab wounds A few weeks ago I was chopping some veggies up and managed to slice my finger up pretty good. It didn't really hurt, I was using a very sharp knife and I was in a hurry. No big deal. A couple of days ago I was opening a package. I pulled out my handy dandy pocket knife. It slipped and I stabbed myself right in my index finger. OUCH!!! The stab wound hurt a lot more than the cut. And the cut was worse. My finger is still sore and it's just a little puncture. Maybe it's because it's on the end of my finger. It smarts to reach in my pocket. It makes me wonder if stab wounds are worse than a good clean slice? I would think so. Because the cut I had was almost surgical. When I built my loft I missed a nail and hit my thumb with my hammer full force and I was seeing stars. So it might just be the location. I'm lucky to still have 9 fingers....Just kidding. I still have all 11 (cousins shouldn't marry) __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

07-15-2021, 05:42 AM	#2
Redneck Rydes Registered User Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Trenton,Ontario & South Carolina Posts: 755	Re: Stab wounds Been stabbed once and shot once,the stab hurt more,ouch

07-15-2021, 08:14 AM	#4
Grumpy old man Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Gods country East,Tn Posts: 8,545	Re: Stab wounds You know they take away your car keys about the same time they stop you from using sharp items ... __________________ 1967 Factory short bed - Old school '71 - 350 / 4bolt / 487 heads / Edelbrock C3BX Muncie M-22 4 speed / Hurst Comp plus Factory 12 bolt posi 3.73 / 255-70-15 Smoothed firewall / Factory cowl induction Power disc brakes / power steering / 3.5-5" drop

07-16-2021, 01:34 PM	#8
lousyflyer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Garden City, GA Posts: 294	Re: Stab wounds Once a co-worker and I were comparing scars and he showed me a one inch long scar just above his lowest rib. He and his wife were arguing and he handed her a kitchen knife and said "Well, why dont you just kill me?" so right then and there she stabbed him. After ten years they were still together. __________________ They tell me that I have Bipolar disorder. That doesn't really bother me. 30 minutes from now it might, but not right now.



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