The Corrupt Wish Game! - Page 5 - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

broey · 08-26-2012, 12:31 PM

wish granted. dont know how to corrupt that one.. so... someone door dings your truck.

I wish there were more smiley faces to choose from!

powerdriver 1958 · 08-26-2012, 12:42 PM

Granted , They all look like Roseanne Barr

Wish I had a bigger motor for my 1 ton

67ChevyRedneck · 08-26-2012, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

(ya'll had me lmao with the business and cheesecake, so it wasnt all bad)

I couldn't believe I got set up for that, perfect timing

Granted, the motor for your 1 ton is huge. One problem... it's blown and it's the only one of its kind in existence!

I wish my house would finish remodeling itself.

dammitmitchell · 08-26-2012, 04:15 PM

granted your house remodel is completed by squatters and heroin addicts....
free shopping carts and sleeping bags..

i wish i had enough land to hunt on!

GMCjunkie · 08-26-2012, 04:19 PM

Granted! You now have 1,000 acres of prime hunting land...infested with skunks...

I wish I had a dollar for every wish I made

67ChevyRedneck · 08-26-2012, 04:25 PM

Granted, but what are you going to do with a million in monoply dollars?

I wish the NFL regular season started today!

***Liz*** · 08-26-2012, 05:21 PM

granted, but all the players have to dress in full drag

I wish it was summer all year.

Quote:

Originally Posted by broey

wish granted. dont know how to corrupt that one.. so... someone door dings your truck.

I wish there were more smiley faces to choose from!

you could had said something like.. granted, but everyone would now post in txt speak!

Jerry Jones · 08-26-2012, 06:14 PM

Granted, but "global warming" has made the heat unbearable.

I wish I did not have to work on my cars and trucks all weekend and had more time for pulling parts off of my donor trucks so I can get rid of them quicker!

MadManAndrew · 08-26-2012, 06:31 PM

Granted, you've lost all your assets besides the donor trucks so you must spend all day pulling parts from them just to have a meal to eat for dinner.

I wish it wouldn't rain when I'm trying to get stuff done outdoors.

Beetle · 08-26-2012, 07:31 PM

Granted so now its as hot as the surface of the sun

I wish I had a bit more money to get the 689 done faster

dbstepside · 08-27-2012, 10:10 AM

granted as you were walking around in your yard you find 1 quarter, 4 dimes, 2 nickels, and 7 pennies for a total of .83 cents or a lil bit.

i wish i could find more time in the day to look at build threads on this page.

doubleb's69 · 08-27-2012, 10:35 AM

Granted. but now you can't stop reading build threads and lose your job, and now you have shattered Longhorn man's post record in just 3 days.

I wish I had more time to pinstripe.
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67ChevyRedneck · 08-27-2012, 11:19 AM

Granted. Your underwear now has a new brown pinstripe on a daily basis.

I wish it was Friday!
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ETsC10 · 08-27-2012, 11:28 AM

Granted. But the rest of the week is Monday.

I wish my truck would paint itself.

doubleb's69 · 08-27-2012, 11:43 AM

Granted, but it gave itself a million dollar paint job and now your in the poor house.

I wish that I own a speed shop.

67ChevyRedneck · 08-27-2012, 12:30 PM

Granted, but the cops raid your speed shop, take all your inventory, and you spend the next 60 years in prison on drug trafficking charges.

I wish for a 40 ford pickup.
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doubleb's69 · 08-27-2012, 04:06 PM

Granted. Now you drive a car hauler and have to pick up and deliver 40 fords.

I wish I had a Remington 1911.

**richard2717** · 08-27-2012, 04:18 PM

Granted you now own Remington's newest electric shaver model 1911

I wish I could afford to get new bucket trucks

dbstepside · 08-27-2012, 04:51 PM

granted you have gotten 2 brand new fleet series trucks made by ford and trust me you'll find the "bucket".

i wish that truck would wash and dry itself.

**richard2717** · 08-27-2012, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbstepside

granted you have gotten 2 brand new fleet series trucks made by ford and trust me you'll find the "bucket".

i wish that truck would wash and dry itself.

Noooooooo not a Ford. I take it back I will grant him the gun...... really.... he can even keep the shaver as a party gift just please....no more Fooooords

doubleb's69 · 08-27-2012, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

Noooooooo not a Ford. I take it back I will grant him the gun...... really.... he can even keep the shaver as a party gift just please....no more Fooooords

Funny what that f word will make a guy do. I accept the gun and trimmer.

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67ChevyRedneck · 08-27-2012, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbstepside

i wish that truck would wash and dry itself.

Granted. It gets washed in dirty water and dried with scotch brite pads.

I wish for a mild winter.

Jerry Jones · 08-27-2012, 08:28 PM

Granted, but you now live in Northern California!

I wish for a rebuilt transmission.

PanelDeland · 08-27-2012, 09:33 PM

Granted,rebuilt by Santa's elves into a toy train.

I wish I had a dime for every wish.

**richard2717** · 08-28-2012, 07:16 AM

Wish granted but due to new tax codes you now owe the IRS $13k in back taxes which are being compounded daily, not to mention the $4k to the accountant to straighten out the mess.

I wish Chevy would start using Cummings diesels in their trucks

08-26-2012, 12:31 PM	#101
broey Square Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Phoenix Arizona Posts: 1,568	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! wish granted. dont know how to corrupt that one.. so... someone door dings your truck. I wish there were more smiley faces to choose from! __________________ Squarebody Syndicate

08-26-2012, 12:42 PM	#102
powerdriver 1958 Kid's Mechanic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kansas City Posts: 8,241	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted , They all look like Roseanne Barr Wish I had a bigger motor for my 1 ton

08-26-2012, 04:15 PM	#104
dammitmitchell the pollock Join Date: May 2008 Location: abilene, texas Posts: 4,423	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! granted your house remodel is completed by squatters and heroin addicts.... free shopping carts and sleeping bags.. i wish i had enough land to hunt on! __________________ Jack of ALL trades, Master of none.. (but one... procrastination) Army vet 02-08 RIP El Jay! Miss you brother! http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=343538 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=386042

08-26-2012, 04:19 PM	#105
GMCjunkie Dude...I'm a CHICK Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Lakeland Georgia Posts: 6,192	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted! You now have 1,000 acres of prime hunting land...infested with skunks... I wish I had a dollar for every wish I made __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~* "The unexamined life is not worth living" -Socrates ~~~~~~~~~~~~~* '71 GMC Suburban 4x4

08-26-2012, 04:25 PM	#106
67ChevyRedneck Hittin E-Z Street on Mud Tires Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 23,090	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted, but what are you going to do with a million in monoply dollars? I wish the NFL regular season started today! __________________ Jesse James 1967 C10 SWB Stepside: 350/700R4/3.73 1965 Ford Mustang: 289/T5-5spd/3.25 Trac-Loc 1968 Pontiac Firebird: Project Fire Chicken! 2015 Silverado Double Cab 5.3L Z71 2001 Jeep Wrangler Sport 4.0L 5spd 2020 Chevrolet Equinox Premium 2.0L Turbo 2011 Mustang V6 ~ Wife's ride American Born, Country by the Grace of God 1967 CST Shop Truck Rebuild! My 1967 C-10 Build Thread My Vintage Air A/C Install Project "On a Dime" Trying my hand at Home Renovation! 1965 Mustang Modifications!

08-26-2012, 06:14 PM	#108
Jerry Jones Happy Camper Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern California Posts: 8,408	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted, but "global warming" has made the heat unbearable. I wish I did not have to work on my cars and trucks all weekend and had more time for pulling parts off of my donor trucks so I can get rid of them quicker! __________________ RIP El Jay! Love you brother!

08-26-2012, 06:31 PM	#109
MadManAndrew Registered User Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 920	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted, you've lost all your assets besides the donor trucks so you must spend all day pulling parts from them just to have a meal to eat for dinner. I wish it wouldn't rain when I'm trying to get stuff done outdoors. __________________ 1955 Chevy 3600 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...61#post8589061

08-26-2012, 07:31 PM	#110
Beetle Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 725	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted so now its as hot as the surface of the sun I wish I had a bit more money to get the 689 done faster __________________ Jason TEAM C10 HOT ROD POWER TOUR 689 Short Step 68 Step Trucks Sold: 70 GMC, 72 K5 Members met: Andy4639 GCncsuHD CSGAS zicc1835 hotrod farm truck Mingrao Bhelton brenthiggins

08-27-2012, 10:10 AM	#111
dbstepside Registered User Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: murray ky Posts: 351	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! granted as you were walking around in your yard you find 1 quarter, 4 dimes, 2 nickels, and 7 pennies for a total of .83 cents or a lil bit. i wish i could find more time in the day to look at build threads on this page.

08-27-2012, 10:35 AM	#112
doubleb's69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,241	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted. but now you can't stop reading build threads and lose your job, and now you have shattered Longhorn man's post record in just 3 days. I wish I had more time to pinstripe. Posted via Mobile Device __________________ Bud

08-27-2012, 11:19 AM	#113
67ChevyRedneck Hittin E-Z Street on Mud Tires Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 23,090	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted. Your underwear now has a new brown pinstripe on a daily basis. I wish it was Friday! Posted via Mobile Device __________________ Jesse James 1967 C10 SWB Stepside: 350/700R4/3.73 1965 Ford Mustang: 289/T5-5spd/3.25 Trac-Loc 1968 Pontiac Firebird: Project Fire Chicken! 2015 Silverado Double Cab 5.3L Z71 2001 Jeep Wrangler Sport 4.0L 5spd 2020 Chevrolet Equinox Premium 2.0L Turbo 2011 Mustang V6 ~ Wife's ride American Born, Country by the Grace of God 1967 CST Shop Truck Rebuild! My 1967 C-10 Build Thread My Vintage Air A/C Install Project "On a Dime" Trying my hand at Home Renovation! 1965 Mustang Modifications!

08-27-2012, 11:28 AM	#114
ETsC10 Hand Crafted C-10 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Burien, WA Posts: 5,180	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted. But the rest of the week is Monday. I wish my truck would paint itself.

08-27-2012, 11:43 AM	#115
doubleb's69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,241	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted, but it gave itself a million dollar paint job and now your in the poor house. I wish that I own a speed shop. __________________ Bud

08-27-2012, 12:30 PM	#116
67ChevyRedneck Hittin E-Z Street on Mud Tires Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 23,090	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted, but the cops raid your speed shop, take all your inventory, and you spend the next 60 years in prison on drug trafficking charges. I wish for a 40 ford pickup. Posted via Mobile Device __________________ Jesse James 1967 C10 SWB Stepside: 350/700R4/3.73 1965 Ford Mustang: 289/T5-5spd/3.25 Trac-Loc 1968 Pontiac Firebird: Project Fire Chicken! 2015 Silverado Double Cab 5.3L Z71 2001 Jeep Wrangler Sport 4.0L 5spd 2020 Chevrolet Equinox Premium 2.0L Turbo 2011 Mustang V6 ~ Wife's ride American Born, Country by the Grace of God 1967 CST Shop Truck Rebuild! My 1967 C-10 Build Thread My Vintage Air A/C Install Project "On a Dime" Trying my hand at Home Renovation! 1965 Mustang Modifications!

08-27-2012, 04:06 PM	#117
doubleb's69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,241	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted. Now you drive a car hauler and have to pick up and deliver 40 fords. I wish I had a Remington 1911. __________________ Bud



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08-27-2012, 04:18 PM	#118
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,888	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted you now own Remington's newest electric shaver model 1911 I wish I could afford to get new bucket trucks __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

08-27-2012, 04:51 PM	#119
dbstepside Registered User Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: murray ky Posts: 351	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! granted you have gotten 2 brand new fleet series trucks made by ford and trust me you'll find the "bucket". i wish that truck would wash and dry itself.

08-27-2012, 08:28 PM	#123
Jerry Jones Happy Camper Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern California Posts: 8,408	Re: The Corrupt Wish Game! Granted, but you now live in Northern California! I wish for a rebuilt transmission. __________________ RIP El Jay! Love you brother!

08-27-2012, 09:33 PM	#124
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08-28-2012, 07:16 AM	#125
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