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Two guys walk into a bakery.
One steals three pastries and puts them in his pockets. He turns to his friend and says, Pretty slick eh? The owner didnt even see me. Unimpressed, the one guy replies, Mate Im gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result. He calls the owner of the shop over and says, Mate, I want to show you a magic trick. Intrigued, the owner obliges. He asks him for a pastry, which he promptly eats, then asks him for another, and he eats that too. He asks for a third pastry, which he eats also. By now, the owner says, Cmon mate, wheres the magic trick ? The guy replies, pointing to the other guy, Check his pockets . . .
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11-10-2019, 08:30 AM | #1256 |
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11-10-2019, 03:42 PM | #1260 |
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A drunk at the county fair managed to throw enough darts to pop balloons to win a prize, which was a small turtle. He leaves and wanders around a bit, then returns and manages to pop even more balloons, and is awarded a stuffed animals. He responds, "I'd really rather have another one of those crunchy meat pies!"
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11-12-2019, 09:34 AM | #1264 |
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12-11-2019, 05:20 PM | #1266 |
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I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to kiss my arse. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.
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12-11-2019, 05:30 PM | #1267 |
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, with a booming voice and shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down The choir leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing hymn, Let us sing hymn number 365, 'Shall We Gather At The River.' LockDoc
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12-11-2019, 05:35 PM | #1268 |
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What is a woman? A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible... No, wait... AAHH, UMMM, NAHHH, I'm thinking of Whiskey.... Never mind.
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12-11-2019, 11:33 PM | #1269 |
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Yeah, that's a lot like comparing women to beer. Like, what's the difference between a beer and a woman? The beer doesn't care if you have another one. It goes downhill fast, from here.
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No matter, your going to wake up the next day and wish you hadn't done it.
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Dont think I've ever been that drunk
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