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Fast Orange · 04-30-2002, 11:25 AM

A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She soon married again and had 7 more children.

Again, her husband died.

But she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His commandment to “Go forth and multiply.”

In his eulogy, the preacher said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked: “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband ?”

The neighbor replied, “I think he means her legs.”

Big69C20 Toy · 04-30-2002, 11:56 AM

LMAO hehee, good one. 25 galldang kids? man that'd be one worn out coochie

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New Oak Bed With SS strips... damn nice.

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Alex · 04-30-2002, 12:24 PM

Heh, good one. I think one time I looked in the Guiness book of records that one woman had around 100 kids! Several twins and singles. Now that is one worn out coochie!

O'l Buck · 04-30-2002, 01:35 PM

lmao

Rabid · 04-30-2002, 02:52 PM

LMAO!!

That is classic..

04-30-2002, 11:25 AM	#1
Fast Orange Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 170	Go forth and multiply... A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His commandment to “Go forth and multiply.” In his eulogy, the preacher said, “Lord, they’re finally together.” Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked: “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband ?” The neighbor replied, “I think he means her legs.” __________________ Randy aka "Fast Orange" 1972 Chevy Stepside that will one day be finished!!

04-30-2002, 11:56 AM	#2
Big69C20 Toy Livin' it up. Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Richland, MI Posts: 2,212	LMAO hehee, good one. 25 galldang kids? man that'd be one worn out coochie ------------------ 69 Custom 20, 396BB,Longbed fleetside. New Oak Bed With SS strips... damn nice. Edelbrock performer RPM-O, Edelbrock 750Carb, Headers, HEI, 2 40" glasspacks. Stereo: Classic-style tape deck/radio, 2 6x9 Cerwin Vega's in doors, 2 10" Neo subs under seats, 1 900 Watt amp. SN= Ares220 __________________ -Greg; Sold the 69 C20. It's off to a better home with more love! Now onto the 86 CUCV M1009; K5 blazer with 6.2L diesel, corp 10 bolt axles, Detroit locker in the rear, trutrac front, 3.73 gears, 35" tires.

04-30-2002, 12:24 PM	#3
Alex Registered User Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Blaine, MN Posts: 798	Heh, good one. I think one time I looked in the Guiness book of records that one woman had around 100 kids! Several twins and singles. Now that is one worn out coochie! __________________ '72 C/10 LWB 402/400 Blaine, MN

04-30-2002, 01:35 PM	#4
O'l Buck Recovering Truck Driver Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Orleans, NE USA Posts: 1,883	lmao __________________ 67 K-20 350, SM465, Eaton rear, 4.56 no spin option 00 Dodge 2500 4x4, 24V cummins, 5 speed Chad South Central Nebraska

04-30-2002, 02:52 PM	#5
Rabid Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Honolulu, HI Posts: 1,237	LMAO!! That is classic..



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