The Corrupt Wish Game!

[67ChevyRedneck]

Granted, but under new tax laws you only get 10% of it.

I wish for a million dollars worth of Gold.

[broey]

Granted. But right afterwards china dumps 500 tons of gold in the open market droppin the value to pennies on the dollar.

I wish I had 3 day weekends
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[dbstepside]

granted but now there are eight days in a week.

i wish that grass wouldn't grow in my landscaping.

[shawno72]

Granted but hair stops growing on your head as well.

I wish that my build was on an unlimited budget.

[67ChevyRedneck]

Granted but it never gets finished.

I wish home improvement was still on tv (new episodes)
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[MadManAndrew]

Wish granted, but they replaced Tim Allen with the guy from the "Slap Chop" and "Shtickie" commercials.

I wish my truck would wire itself.
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[67ChevyRedneck]

I think he got beat up by a hooker too

Granted, but when you turn the key on the horn beeps, the turn signals turn the wipers on, hitting the brake shorts out the stereo, and beeping the horn turns the headlights off.

I wish for whirrled peas.

[shawno72]

Granted but your lease would be hurled instead.

I wish my truck was in fresh paint that would never dull or scratch.
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[broey]

granted, but the frame rusts away as soon as water touches it.

I wish good food wasn't fattening

[Jerry Jones]

Granted, but unfortunately the air you breath has 1000 calories per hour!

I wish I could get my garage clean enough to house a vehicle.

[PanelDeland]

Granted but now all the stuff you moved out is in your bedroom and you have to sleep in that vehicle.

I wish I had a clue.

[dbstepside]

granted you found a clue to an open police case but unforunately when they followed up on it they found you guilty for the offense.

i wish for a boxer puppy

[shawno72]

Granted but now the puppy won't stop kicking your a$$

I wish my boss would hurry up and give me the business.
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[67ChevyRedneck]

Granted, but you were given the business so hard that you couldn't walk for 2 weeks.

(You walked right into that one )

I wish I didn't eat so much for lunch.

[shawno72]

[QUOTE=67ChevyRedneck;5553518]Granted, but you were given the business so hard that you couldn't walk for 2 weeks.

(You walked right into that one )QUOTE]

Yes I did

[MadManAndrew]

Originally Posted by 67ChevyRedneck

Granted, but you were given the business so hard that you couldn't walk for 2 weeks.

(You walked right into that one )

I wish I didn't eat so much for lunch.

Granted, you haven't eaten anything for the last week and are on the verge of starvation.

I wish money really did grow on trees.
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[shawno72]

Granted and immediately following we experience the worst drought in American History.

I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupt.

[MadManAndrew]

Granted, but then you die.

The end.
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[GMCjunkie]

But then you realize that your life is a video game and someone hits the "replay" button

I wish I had a 10 pound turtle cheesecake all to myself

[Beetle]

Wish granted, now you have diabetes

I wish I had a 32 Deuce Coupe

[richard2717]

wish granted but it wont start since it has a 10lb turtle cheese cake where the engine was

I wish there was no more cancer in the world

[67ChevyRedneck]

Granted, but AIDS becomes an airborne virus.

I wish the turtle cheesecake was really a turtle that brought me cheesecake on it's back.

[GMCjunkie]

Wish granted! But, the turtle moved so slow, by the time your got your ooey gooey cheesecake it was hard as concrete.

I wish I had another hour to mess around on my computer before I have to get ready for work.

[Kim57]

wish granted, you no longer have a job.

I wish someone else would mow my lawn.
Kim

[chevy2man63]

Granted. But the bank foreclosed on your property and sold it to someone else.


i wish someone would give me a rust free cab!