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07-18-2003, 11:09 PM
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Sooooo funny!!!!!
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."    
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07-18-2003, 11:15 PM
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sic but funny I'll have to pass this one on to my crew. lol
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07-19-2003, 12:20 AM
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EWWWWWW
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07-19-2003, 02:28 AM
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Livin' it up.
 
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lmao evil.. way evil
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07-19-2003, 02:52 AM
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What a harsh lesson
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07-19-2003, 07:41 AM
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That is nasty.....LOL
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07-19-2003, 02:48 PM
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omg... GROSSSSS!
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07-19-2003, 03:25 PM
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LMAO!! Funny and sick!
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07-19-2003, 06:48 PM
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My other Love
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ewwwwww groooooooooooooossss! but hilarious :d
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07-19-2003, 08:45 PM
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I'd have quit medical school as soon as he said I should do it!!! Gross! Nasty! LOL!
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07-19-2003, 10:57 PM
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When I got thru beating his a$$ he would wish he was the cadaver!
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